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Coming clean, finally with you all and with myself. I am going to reveal the real reason why I bike everywhere:

It’s not because I don’t have a driver’s license (never learned)
It’s not because its good for my body or the environment
It’s not because its cheaper and easier on the wallet. No gas, no insurance payments.
It’s not because its faster and more efficient to get around a tiny city like Portland
It’s not because its safer for me or for all humans
It’s not because its fun and enjoyable and free exercise
It’s not because I feel connected to my community and with other cyclists and pedestrians.
It’s not because I can park anywhere and not pay to park.

I do love my bike, I really do but I am not always convinced that my bike loves me back.

The REAL reason why I bike is because I am working on my tan. Summer is coming to a close and I have the best tan ever!

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