Archive for July, 2008

Animation Vacation

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

This past weekend was all about the animations. Saturday afternoon, I watched Alvin and the Chipmunks with Raven (he’s 10). Alvin is a cute but awful movie. Raven didn’t even seem entertained by it either. The only enjoyable actor was David Cross. He’s funny and appropriately evil. David up, chipmunks down.

Saturday night, I watched Stewie Griffin:The Untold Story, a Family Guy animated film. On Sunday, I watched Bender’s Big Score, a Futurama feature length film. Both animations used time travel as a major theme in the animation. Not something I planned (not jonesing to go anywhere, promise!), but the time travel concept was much appreciated.

The real treat was last night, The Book of the Dead. Japanese puppets and stop motion animation together to tell a story about a lady and a dead dude. Beautiful and romantic, this is a must watch now.

Where it may seem like I am watching films and being unfocused, I was studying my ass off the rest of the time. Animations are perfect brain vacation.

Archiflash error

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Archiflash cards are awesome. Most ARE candidates will agree that the cards are super useful (after study guides) when it comes to preparing the registration exams. Today, as I was going thru the Pre-Design cards, I found one card that inspired an email to the Nalsa, the makers of the Archiflash cards. Below is my email to them:

I am currently using a 2003 set of Archiflash cards. In the Pre-design set, card #5 states:

“The use of bicycles can create many safety concerns….”

I believe this is an extreme erroneous statement and should be revised for all future printing of the Archiflash cards. If you look at some car/bicycle/pedestrian accident rates, you will see that cars are the most dangerous method of transportation, thusly creating most safety concerns for road design. Please revise your card to reflect reality and not card writer’s possible biases.

I look forward to your response. Thanks!

Anyways, I hope they write back to me. One can dream!

Sour Grapes for Portland Drivers

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

As a response to an article over here about KPAM in Portland illegally parking there car and reporter to try to catch bikers running stops sings:

It seems pretty clear that as far as stop signs go in Portland everyone knows that cars blow through stop signs all the time in this town. In fact, at my intersection, I can’t remember the last time anyone actually STOPPED (a full stop). Not only that, they turn around in the middle of the intersection. It is important to remember that the rules of the road were made for CARS. They were never really intended for bicycles. There may be some retrofits to accommodate bicyclists, but it would pointless to argue that rules of the road were made for bicyclists…. or even to argue that they were made for both. The laws on the books that apply to cars have been since when Portland was a stump/sin/shanghai city/town. Just in case anyone who has been living in Portland a long time missed the news, it is not that town anymore.

The bottom line here is some bicyclists don’t obey these laws BECAUSE THEY DON’T MAKE SENSE FOR BIKES. Also, as in my neighborhood, the city of portland decided that, regardless of the traffic patterns, that stop signs should be on alternating sides of the streets every two blocks. That’s a common pattern in Portland. But, people in cars blow the stop signs ALL THE TIME going NORTH/SOUTH because the stop signs don’t make sense. On my block there should only be stop signs on the EAST/WEST sides of the street, there should be no signs on NORTH/SOUTH. Traffic needs to flow freely in that direction… stop and go moving in that direction frustrates car and bike drivers, so they just don’t obey it. That’s the nature of good vs bad law.

Lastly, it is TRULY boring to argue that the reason car drivers really don’t like bicyclist un-necessarily obeying stop signs is because they have to sit in traffic while bicycles move through and get where they are going more quickly, especially at rush hours. If one would even try to argue it is for another reason that the same car drivers that never fully stop at stop signs are pissed at bicyclists… as they said in the 80’s… don’t even SMURF it! Car drivers need to deal with the fact that while their transportation is faster over long distances, bicycles can be faster in town, especially in traffic. Americans aren’t really all that smart a people, certainly not an intellectually flexible people (though VERY morally flexible). They don’t see how there could be two sets of laws to apply to two different things. But, that’s the simple answer here.

Wheeled Peace in Little Beirut

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Over here there is an article about the next article from the Oregonian newspaper, with associated full-page picture and headline, which says something like “Driver Chases Cyclist”. This comes day after the headline and full-page picture, “Biker CLUBS driver with his bike.” Thirdly, tonight, they are posting a “There is no war between cyclists and car drivers” type article. This is an obvious attempt to get away from any liability/risk they have from inciting car drivers to antagonize cyclists.  Long story short, the Oregonian stepped in it, but managed to sell papers.

McBama vs. OCain

Monday, July 14th, 2008

The election results are in: 50% McBama, 50% OCain, 100% can’t tell the fucking difference.

I generated these names for the candidates at the Oregon Country Fair this weekend. The Oregon Country Fair is a Democratic Party stronghold…. still stuck in the past. We were forced to shout “Change for a hopeful America different!”, the McBama campaign slogan at the midnight show this year. I think the OCain slogan should be: “Just the same, vote OCain!”… or “Just as much pain, vote OCain!”

Oil Drunk whOregonian Clubs Cyclist with Hatchet

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Here is an article from over at salaud.net about a headline that I found ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS: “Cyclist Clubs Driver with his Bike” The Oregonian newspaper is famous for being conservative and trying to turn back the clock to era where Portland was JUST a stump-town. In a way it is funny to see them jump on this story this way and, of course, to accept all the facts from the Portland Police Department which also wants to turn back the clock.

makes me laff

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Found this comic strip that combines the two things I love in this world… bikes and zombies!

Go East, Young Man

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Over at VoxHumanum I posted my account of finding and reading “Go East, Young Man”, the autobiography of Justice William O. Douglas. Some thoughts on him and the book and a brief synopsis. I have also included a bibliography of works that he mentioned in the book.  I hope my trip is as interesting as his ;)

Bike Art

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Of course you know Portland is a bike friendly city and we inspire great art and revolution!

Check out this artist’s website for some Portland cyclist inspired illustrations. My friend Aaron is handsomely illustrated with his recumbent.

Not funny

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Still working on specs at work….came across this site while researching dock bumpers. Did you know that there are over 68,000 dock related accidents every year in the US? What I really want to know is the picture staged?